putting effort into a post
posting a crappy joke you made in 5 seconds
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
This is awesome.
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
make me choose: iricious asked Killian Jones
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop
^I think that says a lot
"Just take it from me, just this once"
Well, that wasn’t very subtle.